No Crumbs

Now with 41 episodes!

We're girlies, not foodies :)

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Catch up before we're back

Ep 40

Swedish Fish

“There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in the Rainforest”

Gerit and Jackson talk about the compelling and very Swedish history of Swedish fish. The hosts also discuss Björk and then speak fluent French. Gerit discloses their caffeine routine (it rhymes!). Jackson pitches his new werewolf business idea.

1 hr 11 min Listen to episode 40, Swedish Fish

Ep 39

Nutella

“I'm Not a Big Dipper”

Gerit and Jackson cover the history of Nutella. Jackson reveals an unpopular opinion about protein shakes. There's more WWII history in here than you might expect! The hosts also reveal the spreads at their funerals.

1 hr 14 min Listen to episode 39, Nutella

Ep 38

Olive Garden

“My Wife”

Gerit and Jackson talk about Olive Garden and Bluecan Dan. Fettucine Alfredo fans, tune in! Gerit also reveals way too much about their time playing football in middle school.

1 hr 10 min Listen to episode 38, Olive Garden

Ep 37

Hot Pockets

“That's the Oatmeal Machine”

Season Two!!! They're back!!! Streaming from 2525, Gerit and Jackson cover the history of Hot Pockets, the pitfalls of silken tofu scams, and microwave shame. Don't forget to follow the podcast on Insta(gram)! @NoCrumbsPod

1 hr 16 min Listen to episode 37, Hot Pockets

Ep 36

Tabasco

“Boisterous and Aggressive”

Join Gerit and Jackson as they dive into Tabasco and Lady Gaga's French skills. Jackson reveals that he has been a gnome the entire time and Gerit refuses to discuss Phrygian caps. The hosts also declare an official No Crumbs fandom name: Crumpettes

1 hr 9 min Listen to episode 36, Tabasco

Ep 35

Folgers

“Buckle Hat Removal”

Gerit and Jackson dive into the history of Folgers and also disclose their recent YouTube searches. Make sure to listen in for an astute debate about solids and liquids. Orville Peck, please sing the Folgers' theme song!

1 hr 8 min Listen to episode 35, Folgers

See all 41 episodes

Season 2 5 episodes

  1. 41 Arby's Boys Go to Jupiter and Girls Go to College Mar 6, 2025 · 1 hr 16 min
  2. 40 Swedish Fish There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in the Rainforest Feb 27, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min
  3. 39 Nutella I'm Not a Big Dipper Feb 14, 2025 · 1 hr 14 min
  4. 38 Olive Garden My Wife Feb 6, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
  5. 37 Hot Pockets That's the Oatmeal Machine Jan 30, 2025 · 1 hr 16 min

Season 1 36 episodes

  1. 36 Tabasco Boisterous and Aggressive Aug 22, 2024 · 1 hr 9 min
  2. 35 Folgers Buckle Hat Removal Jul 11, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min
  3. 34 Philadelphia Cream Cheese The Pizza Book Read a Hut Jun 20, 2024 · 1 hr 11 min
  4. 33 Fanta The Soulful Connection I Have to the Aflac Duck Jun 6, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min
  5. 32 Fritos Al Gore's Rhythm May 23, 2024 · 1 hr 15 min
  6. 31 Cheerios What Do the Turntables Have? May 9, 2024 · 1 hr 5 min
  7. 30 Fig Newtons Underneath a Load-Bearing Tree May 2, 2024 · 1 hr 9 min
  8. 29 Miracle Whip You're Livin' La Vida Loca or Loca La Vida Livin' Apr 25, 2024 · 1 hr 12 min
  9. 28 Cheez-It I Have a Very, Very, Extremely Cool Dentist Apr 18, 2024 · 1 hr 14 min
  10. 27 2024 Spring Break Say Dua Lipa Mar 29, 2024 · 28 min
  11. 26 Dr Pepper I Guess I Don't Know Who Halle Berry Is Mar 22, 2024 · 1 hr 9 min
  12. 25 Cosmic Brownies You're Thinking of Doo-wop Mar 15, 2024 · 1 hr 14 min
  13. 24 Hidden Valley I'd Like to Live Forever Mar 8, 2024 · 1 hr 19 min
  14. 23 Taco Bell See You in the Funny Paper Feb 29, 2024 · 1 hr 19 min
  15. 22 Daiya I Had a Big Band for Lunch Feb 22, 2024 · 1 hr 25 min
  16. 21 Hamburger Helper Does He Have a Mustache? Feb 15, 2024 · 1 hr 7 min
  17. 20 Pop Rocks I Don't Want Timmy to Explode Feb 8, 2024 · 1 hr 12 min
  18. 19 Oreos I Just Drove My Model T Through a Wall Feb 1, 2024 · 1 hr 19 min
  19. 18 Velveeta Nothing Is Cheese but Everything Is Butter Jan 24, 2024 · 1 hr 21 min
  20. 17 Skittles Get That Sword! Jan 17, 2024 · 1 hr 28 min
  21. 16 Chef Boyardee I Want to Know the Duck Jan 10, 2024 · 1 hr 13 min
  22. 15 Chips Ahoy! And We're Bat Jan 3, 2024 · 1 hr 12 min
  23. 14 2023 Winter Break Bring a Silly Little Dip Dec 28, 2023 · 29 min
  24. 13 Starbucks I'm a Girlie Not a Foodie Dec 20, 2023 · 1 hr 14 min
  25. 12 Dippin' Dots I Contain Three Cupcakes Dec 13, 2023 · 1 hr 9 min
  26. 11 Sweet Baby Ray's Ketchup and Mustard Get Too Much Airtime Dec 6, 2023 · 1 hr 17 min
  27. 10 Vlasic I'm Gorgeous and I Eat a Lot of Pickles Nov 29, 2023 · 1 hr 11 min
  28. 9 2023 Thanksgiving Special In the Spirit of Sharing, Caring, and Care Bearing Nov 22, 2023 · 1 hr 16 min
  29. 8 Pringles Me When I Realize I’m Turning into a Frisbee Nov 15, 2023 · 1 hr 11 min
  30. 7 Chili's You're Telling Me a Chili Con Quesoed This Dip? Nov 8, 2023 · 1 hr 14 min
  31. 6 Jell-O That Gatsby Wasn't So Great No More Nov 1, 2023 · 1 hr 12 min
  32. 5 2023 Halloween Special Don't Bring an Almond Joy to a Snickers Fight Oct 25, 2023 · 1 hr 24 min
  33. 4 Mountain Dew The Sun Could Boil Water Oct 18, 2023 · 1 hr 4 min
  34. 3 Smuckers Crustify Me, Captain! Oct 11, 2023 · 1 hr 6 min
  35. 2 Froot Loops Going Back to the Bird Oct 4, 2023 · 1 hr 16 min
  36. 1 Doritos Which Came First, the Chicken or the Dorito? Oct 4, 2023 · 1 hr 8 min

Nutrition Facts

41 servings per feed

Serving size1 episode (71 min)

Amount per serving

Calories0

% Daily Value*

Food brands 37
100%
Lady Gaga mentions Too many
250%
Gleewatch Gleecaps 6+
80%
Cheese It or Cream It 3+ rounds
50%
Seasons 2
 
Sponsors 0g
0%
Crumbs 0g
0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000-laugh diet. Gerit is a real dietitian. This label is not real nutrition advice.

Ingredients: Two besties, iconic food brands, nostalgia, Glee, wasps, Björk, one werewolf business idea, and a heron call.

The podcast that ate

No Crumbs is, and will always be, the podcast that ate. Two besties, Gerit Wagner (a dietitian and nutritionist) and Jackson Bollinger (a journalist and artist), join forces to discuss iconic and nostalgic food brands.

Together they uncover their histories, what makes them so fun, how they live in our cultural memory, and so much more. Come for the food, stay for everything else.

Also on the menu

  • Non-Sponsored Brand Mentions

    Brands we love, mentioned for free. But, like, we would accept money. (Jk, jk)

  • Gleewatch Gleecap

    Jackson has never seen Glee and Gerit has seen too much Glee, so they are adventuring together. Though, the Gleecap expands to RHOSLC and LOTR too lol.

  • Cheese It or Cream It

    The fan-favorite game, probably. Honestly, unsure of how the name and rules even came to be at this point.

  • Too many Lady Gaga mentions

    Lady Gaga mentions will continue until she is a guest or until Gerit and Jackson simply start another podcast for this specifically.

Meet the girlies

(And by ‘girlies’ we mean the hosts)

Gerit Wagner

Dietitian and nutritionist

Gerit Wagner, MPH, RDN, LD, is a registered dietitian nutritionist with a Master of Public Health from the University of Minnesota School of Public Health. Gerit’s work centers on community and research nutrition, with a background in public health nutrition programs.

Jackson Bollinger

Journalist and artist

Jackson Bollinger is an accomplished documentary filmmaker and writer based in Missouri. He holds a Bachelor of Journalism in Documentary from the University of Missouri, and his work spans nonfiction film, journalism, and historical research. See more at jacksonbollinger.com.

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