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Hello adventurer,
You found the place where we sell merch.
But, it isn't ready yet.
You're simply too early.
But, that's alright.
I'm having a lovely time.
You'll have to stop back by when we actually have stuff here.
So... How have you been?
Oh, wow. Look at the time!
I really need to be heading out.
It's been great catching up!
Seriously, let's grab a coffee soon!
I mean it!
But, yeah, check back here later.